Unisex t-shirt - NEVER KILLED ANYONE… BUT I’VE READ A FEW OBITUARIES
Black / XS
$25.00
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$25.00
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NEVER KILLED ANYONE… BUT I’VE READ A FEW OBITUARIES. 💀
No threats. No drama. Just saying… karma has a way of keeping the newspaper interesting.
The “Obituary Satisfaction” Tee delivers dark humor with a sharp edge—perfect for anyone who’s survived betrayal, fake friends, lies, disrespect, and learned that sometimes the best response is simply to sit back and let life handle the rest.
No revenge necessary. Karma already has the assignment.
VITURI — Some thoughts are better worn than spoken.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Unisex t-shirt - NEVER KILLED ANYONE… BUT I’VE READ A FEW OBITUARIES
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
No threats. No drama. Just saying… karma has a way of keeping the newspaper interesting.
The “Obituary Satisfaction” Tee delivers dark humor with a sharp edge—perfect for anyone who’s survived betrayal, fake friends, lies, disrespect, and learned that sometimes the best response is simply to sit back and let life handle the rest.
No revenge necessary. Karma already has the assignment.
VITURI — Some thoughts are better worn than spoken.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.