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Not a Stalker — Investigative Assistant 🔍💗
Every best friend needs somebody willing to do a little “research.” 😏 The VITURI Investigative Assistant Tee is for the friend who can find the name, socials, relationship status, mutual friends—and probably the whole backstory—before you even finish explaining who you’re talking about.
Bold hot-pink graphics, cracked statement lettering, fingerprint details, phone, notebook, shades, coffee and keys bring the joke to life.
“NOT A STALKER. JUST MY BEST FRIEND’S INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANT.”
Funny. Bold. Unapologetically nosy—for all the right reasons.
VITURI — Because best friends don’t stalk. They investigate.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Women's Relaxed T-Shirt, “NOT A STALKER.
$20.00
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$20.00
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Every best friend needs somebody willing to do a little “research.” 😏 The VITURI Investigative Assistant Tee is for the friend who can find the name, socials, relationship status, mutual friends—and probably the whole backstory—before you even finish explaining who you’re talking about.
Bold hot-pink graphics, cracked statement lettering, fingerprint details, phone, notebook, shades, coffee and keys bring the joke to life.
“NOT A STALKER. JUST MY BEST FRIEND’S INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANT.”
Funny. Bold. Unapologetically nosy—for all the right reasons.
VITURI — Because best friends don’t stalk. They investigate.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US